^just for laughs^

The Sack game

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead ran away from the police station after being caught for stealing. They found a barn and decided to hide in it. There were 3 sacks in it and they each hid in one of them. After a few minutes, the police came and noticed the sacks.

The policeman kicked the first sack.

"Meow," said the brunette.

"It must be a cat," said the policeman.

He kicked the second sack.

"Aarf," said the redhead.

"It must be a dog"

He kicked the third sack.

"Potatoes," said the blonde.

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Space Exploration

Our Philippine president attended the United Nations' Meeting. All nations were discussing about space exploration by the year 2010. Here are some of the conversations:

China Delegate: "By the year 2010, China will start their moon exploration project. "

Russian Delegate: " We too, we are going to explore the moon. This time we will see to it that our cosmonauts will step on the moon."

George Bush: " We the United States will also explore the moon for the second time."

Philippine President: " By the year 2010, the Philippines will explore the sun."

There was a long silence, George Bush stood up and asked the Philippine President: " Isn't it too hot to explore the sun?"

Philippine President: after a long silence replied: " We will do it in the evening."

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*hahaha! pardon the rather corny jokes... just wanted to share them to u guys.. and to anyone who might be feelin really shitty right now.. like me.. *sigh* i feel like crap.. i feel like im the worst person in the world.. i feel like i've done nuthin but gve people headaches... and heartaches...

*there's only so much i can do... :(

--Love is crazy coz sumtyms u cry but say i'm ok. U dont understand but cant let go. Yet we shud be lucky 2 end up with a littly bit of INSANITY coz it's nice to risk... just to be HAPPY--

*tears*